Sex and Sex again

 

"Taking a wig out of my bag, I asked Anthony to open the champagne.  Striptease, and masturbation too, I should have had champagne already, I thought. He opened the bottle elegantly, spilling a little bit of the foam. Giving me the glass, he accidentally, or not, slid his fingers against mine.

He was still assisting me with the decoration of the room, so I had no choice but to ask him, 'Listen, I will be running around here for a while in lingerie. Just don’t look.' I said this to him, going into the shower."

("Victoria’s Secret, and not just that")

 

"Oral sex when a man is “performing” is always a spectacular act, preferably when the woman is passive. At that time I was not spoiled with that. Especially in such an exotic position, I never was before. I told him about this."

("Mr. Mine")

 

"I said to him what I really was thinking at that moment, 'I want a helicopter.' It’s supposed to be a special helicopter or some kind of new flying machine, not so loud, specifically designed for me: It has to be completely transparent, or almost transparent. Definitely, the underside needs to be crystal-clear, so that we could lie down on it naked, love each other and see Manhattan from high in the night-lights, or in the bright sunshine. I wanted, lying on my tummy, to feel Charles inside of me, feel all that strong space below, the power of an urban city and the power of a man, who loves you like that."

("Aristocrat")

 

"I left the door open. He came soon, not waiting for long. I was lying on the bed wearing just lingerie and stockings, curious what he is going to do. He sat down next to me on the bed and started to kiss my breast above the bra, not saying anything. He kissed me shortly on my lips. Starting to “melt,” I said to him, “I have to leave."

("Mr. Mine")

 

"Alessandro absolutely unpredictably and quickly laid me over with my back on the seat and started passionately covering my face, neck and shoulders with kisses, touching my breasts.

Earth and sky, everything turned upside down, started spinning from that sudden speed and passion. He was doing everything that I wanted, I was dreaming about, that I felt every time raving about such a lover. The taxi stopped next to the Marriott Marquis."

("Brazilian Night")

 

"I understood I just simply wanted to caress him, giving him pleasure without direct sex. Thinking about it, I was already stepping over my own rules. I was a little bit nervous, because he was the first man I might say “yes” to, after so many years of sexual deprivation by my husband, to whom I had always stayed faithful.

“Come to me,” I said. He stood up in front of me, I started to unzip his pants and kiss every inch of his exposed skin without coming close to his genitals. I took his shirt off and tied his hands behind his back with the belt of the bathrobe he had given me."

("Aristocrat")

 

"I loved Mr. M.  I loved how much he wanted to give me pleasure, how he is talking about that. I felt how he needs me. It seemed like the age difference is nothing. His apparent age gave just more spicy charm, more originality to our togetherness and hot humid nights, more inner attraction."

("Mr. Mine")

 

"I opened the door a little, knowing that he would be here any minute. In a couple of minutes I heard, 'Room service' – he was carefully opening the door coming inside, not expecting that the room would be dark. He saw me lying on my tummy perpendicular to the bed on a snow-white sheet, watching porno. He saw playing candlelight and the fine strip of a thong, disappearing somewhere ….  My legs were up and he could see very well the spot where the strip got lost."

("Aristocrat")

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Society and Country

 

"The American lifestyle – like American soda – you always want it badly, you are addicted to it. You want that quenching feeling just in the beginning, satisfying your thirst, that brown ugly drink. That sugar with bubbles, with carbon dioxide. But as soon as you have drunk it, there is a bothering layer in your mouth and a feeling similar to tannin. You may have stomach pain or a rash all over your body the next day and more problems through your life. Such is American life – you want it much, you are having it and then you become nauseous and want to throw up."

("Extreme and Amusing Theory of 'ha'")

 

"The symbol of America should not be the Statue of Liberty, but the character from the movie “The Heartbreak Kid,” who holds the child, strapped in the front. A couple of times in the movie she is asking without honest emotion or any interest “Are you sad?” Then she is replying with the same exact intonation, “Good, good.” Short haircut, inexpressive eyes and total carelessness."

("Extreme and Amusing Theory of 'ha'")

 

"I think what this country has to do next, is to work on a law: people with a different sexual orientation than straight cannot use straight in any way, especially for having children. That should be legally punishable. We have to protect our children from this dirt by law. If you are gay, you might be able to adopt a child if it is legally allowed or to have a contract with somebody to give birth to a child for you. But you can never lie to a woman (or man in an opposite combination), using her like a machine for giving birth, and laughing, throwing her out onto the street after everything. Dirty, demeaning, brutal."

("Divorcing")

 

"Seriously, men never can take care of a child properly. Men can never be for the child what a mother can, the same as men can never physically give birth to a child. It is against the law of nature.

So, one of the biggest absurds in America is – a single “mother” with penis, many of them (“mothers”) running around, not knowing what to do, damaging their childrens’ health and lives."

("Single 'Mother' with Penis – American Absurd")

 

"In all the transcripts, it is 'The Court,' as if the Court does not have a face. But actually the Court has a face – it is the judge, who is in charge of everything. So there is a real person behind it, who is the only one making decisions; it is not 'The Court,' it is 'The Judge.' Playing with sounds, 'the' really sounds like a D; add to that the first letter of the judge we have DJ, whose responsibility originally is to move the vinyl disc of justice back and forth for fun and professional amusement, or out of boredom."

("The Trial")

 

"People are wasting huge amount of time in America on idiotic things: driving cars, divorcing for several years, and other court cases that take a number of years."

("Extreme and Amusing Theory of 'ha'")

 

"Everybody knows that “homo sapiens” exists. There are different kinds of conditions and forms of “homo.” Compared to all historical processes, in my opinion, not such a long time ago, a new form of “homo sapiens” was born. I would call it “homo American,” or “American sapiens.” This is a new type of a human, living according to their own rules and they have their own theory “what it is to be smart.” Let us play with the words a little bit. If you take the first letters of both words of the first combination, “homo American,” it forms the syllable “h.a.” – “ha!"

I would not join the first letters of the second combination “American sapiens” – you can understand yourself how it would sound, and especially how it would sound in a social context. I prefer to use “homo American.” So, now we have “ha.”

("Extreme and Amusing Theory of 'ha'")